Malarky Monday
It’s that time of the week again – time to start the week off with a few laughs to ease the pain of a new week.
First of all some quotes for you, then a video, because laughter really is contagious. And make sure you turn the sound up.
Enjoy and have a great week. After you have had a laugh here, be sure to check out Moe, Mark and Michael to see what they’ve got on offer this week.
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: – ‘No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.’
- Eleanor Roosevelt
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible
- George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Money can’t buy you happiness … But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .
- Joe Namath
I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.
- Bob Hope
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it..
- W. C. Fields
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers
Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty .. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out..
- Phyllis Diller
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal
And the cardiologist’s diet: - If it tastes good spit it out.
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Oh I love that video!!!!
Thank you for the quotes… you’re very inspiring.
xoxoxo
Love the babies. Reminds me of some of the fools i work for.
burnie
I cannot help agreeing with the cardiologist’s diet…all the things that are bad for you taste like shit!
I love the babies !How cute are they? They made me smile!
I defy anyone not to laugh along with those babies!! One is contagious enough. Four is…….. a laughathon!!
ROFL
Thank you for the laugh
I loved all the quotes but the Dangerfield quote was my favorite.
The babies sort of creeped me out in an Alfred Hitchcock kind of way.
Does that make me a horrible person?
~m
I keeep coming back to watch those babies laugh. Cracks me up every time.
Eleanor Roosevelt and Groucho Marx made me giggle… watched the babies sans sound and it was still a riot!! Even funnier than listening to you and Rhubarb whine on about daylight savings (or lack of!).
BB
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